Except not. Holy crap, it tastes awful. I must have done something wrong. Like.. kicked a puppy. Maybe drowned a kitten. Or something equally horrific. There's no way in hell I'm going to be able to drink this.
So I asked for some tips and pointers. God, I hope whatever I did wrong is an easy fix. Because, seriously, no matter how excited and eager I am to do this, there's no way I can choke this down for the ten day minimum, much less the 60 days I was shooting for. Urgh.