Yeah....

Still here. Still not juicing. 

Well, wait, let me rephrase that. I am juicing, I just am not consuming the juice that I'm making.  Not matter what I do, I can't seem to get it to not taste like water mixed with a ton of Kale. I don't know what I'm doing wrong! It's so frustrating ]:

Seriously. There have been an awful lot of wasted fruits and veggies ]:

I'm still going to keep trying until I get it right. 

Mmm... it all started out so.. tasty looking...

Honestly, at this stage, I just wanted to shove it all in my mouth as-is. Considering my results, I'd have probably been better off...

Ugh, the SMELL at this point. Ick. 

Still smells bad, but hey, looking good! 

Then I let it sit for a bit. I think it was about 5 minutes. 

Then I strained... 

And strained some more

Seriously, I strained the crap out of that juice! Twice! And it's sooooooooooooooooo gross!  *sob* I feel like a failure! 

Well.. not really. I am just frustrated. A lot frustrated. I really want this to work and I'm really pumped to do it, but I just can't get it right ]:

KANDI'S NOTES:
Seriously, WHAT AM I DOING WRONG???